My Real Life Trip to Dunkin DONUTS- OUT OF hot chocolate, munchkins and vanilla frosted DONUTS.
This isn’t the first time.
The last time they were out of DONUTS.
By DONUTS, I mean ALL DONUTS.
Not a single DONUT in Dunkin DONUTS.
Possible Reasons Dunkin ran out of DONUTS…
*The donut maker guy got caught up in a marathon game of Candy Crush. (Understandable)
*The employees had the munchies.
*Cheech and Chong just left the drive thru.
*Wilford Bradley bought all of the donuts to save YOUR soul from dia-beat-us.
*Somebody fed the police department marijuana pizza, so they needed extra donuts to keep our city safe.
*DD is run by incompetent teenagers and this is just a preview of the end of the world as we know it, and possibly a cure for dia-beat-us.