Activities that are safer than using a power drill while your wife’s napping

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Activities that are SAFER than using a power drill while your wife is napping.
 
Yes, he did.
 
*Practicing handstands in the shark tank wearing a two day old tampon.
 
*Pirouetting over a mine field wearing a tutu made out of 100 dangling beer cans.
 
*Sprinting through airport security clenching a package that says CAUTION EXPLOSIVES.
 
*Mowing the grass in the tiger enclosure at the zoo wearing a hat made of pepperoni.
 
*Taking gum away from a two year old and saying NO.
 
*Wearing underwear saturated in gasoline to a flame throwing competition.
 
*Acting as the gate keeper at Walmart on Black Friday when the special is $10 iPods
 
*Taking a nap on the subway tracks.
 
Did I mention the wife had a headache?
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