Dear School- I Can’t Hear You!!!

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EEEEHHHHTT!!!  {{buzzer}}

Times up.
School’s over people.
Return to sender.
Notta my problem-o.
It’s not like I don’t care, but okay… I don’t care.
I’m over this school year. It’s done… fini… caput… It’s history, man.
Dear School,
Please don’t bother me with mundane details. If my kid failed a class, just cut the bullshit and send me the registration for summer school.
Thank you.
Ps- You may not realize this, but this happens to be a very PROUD year for me.
Why?
This is the first year since junior high that my spirited lad has NOT received a mandatory invite back to the school for summer detention.
There was the bra episode, the smoke bomb, the locker room escapade, water balloons, the yearbook graffiti… to name a few.
I’m rejoicing.
I can’t believe you school administrative people don’t give out bumper stickers for this amazing feat.
“My kid’s an HONOR student!” blah blah blah…
Well lah-tee-dah….
“My kid evaded summer detention this year!”
 
Check mate.
Let’s PAR-TAH!
Schooooooooooool’s out for summer!!!

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10 thoughts on “Dear School- I Can’t Hear You!!!

  1. ROTFL WOW. My kid is BiPolar and I would have to love to have written that letter. I had to go pick him up from school one time for farting in detention and he accidentally shit his pants. When I got there. I told him to wait outside because that is where animals live.

    He is 18 and I could not be more proud of him. It is absolutely inspiring when I see people laugh at the things that so many would be embarrassed to admit.

    You Are an EXTREME MOM!!!!!!

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