Kit Kat from Heaven (or the UK)


How does that go?

Never take candy from a stranger.

Unless… It’s a complete stranger wearing a scary Halloween mask on Facebook and he asks for your home address, so he can send you a Special Edition Peanut Butter Kit Kat exclusive to the UK.



[True story]

It went something like this;

Him- If you send me your postal, I’ll send you a Special Edition Peanut Butter Kit Kat bar only available in the UK.

Me- (!!!!!)

Me- Ummm… (Thinking about it)

A week later.

Dear Complete Stranger from Other Side of the Globe,

I hope it’s not too late to take you up on your generous offer for the Special Edition Peanut Butter Kit Kat bar. I was waiting until after Halloween to see if your scary profile picture was your REAL PICTURE, in which case, I’d be slightly hesitant to send you my actual address.
PS- if it IS in fact your actual photo, just lie to me because I have a monster craving for that candy bar.

Him- Stop screaming! This is me. (Encloses adorable boy-next-door photo)

Me- Ahhhh… much better!! For the record, I never screamed. I was exercising caution. Btw- if you were like a Jason or Michael Meyers or something, I’m thinking a peanut butter KitKat would make a fabulous last meal.


Received Holy Grail Hershey product and hid it in a super safe place away from curious children and dogs.

I’ve taken several photo’s of it, but can’t bring myself to defile the wrapper.

I think I’m going to make it into a shrine. I probably will.

Thank you, Paul Gunn <–(If I go MISSING) Hint. Hint.


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