My Real Life Trip to Dunkin DONUTS- OUT OF hot chocolate, munchkins and vanilla frosted DONUTS.
This isn’t the first time.
The last time they were out of DONUTS.
By DONUTS, I mean ALL DONUTS.
Not a single DONUT in Dunkin DONUTS.
If I didn’t know any better, I’d guess it was government run.
Everyone knows the government holds all records for least efficiently run everything.
Possible Reasons Dunkin ran out of DONUTS…
*The donut maker guy got caught up in a marathon game of Candy Crush. (Understandable)
*The employees had the munchies.
*Cheech and Chong just left the drive thru.
* The time-to-make-the-donuts guy overslept or died.
*Bigfoot got wasted with Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High and they broke in and stole all the donut mix.
*Wilford Bradley bought all of the donuts to save YOUR soul from dia-beat-us.
*A prankster broke in to DD and drew pictures of donuts on the employees glasses, so it looked like they had an excess of donuts.
*Somebody fed the police department marijuana pizza, so they needed extra donuts to keep our city safe.
*DD is run by incompetent teenagers and this is just a preview of the end of the world as we know it, and possibly a cure for dia-beat-us.
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