*You’ve fallen and you can’t get up
*He or she is greater than 50 miles away
*You’re being held captive by Bigfoots in the Rocky Mountains where they just so happen to have a kick-ass wifi signal
*You’re suspicious that they’re engaging in extracurriculars and you need to urinate on the Internet to mark your territory
*A stealth bomber crashed through your living room and the love of your life is on the other side of the wreckage
*You’ve been deployed to Mars
*Every time you post on Facebook a Kit Kat bar and a $100 bill pops out of your laptop
*You have a comfy spot in front of the fireplace and you don’t feel like walking ALL the way down to the man cave.
*Christian Grey has you tethered to a telephone pole and you’re starting to feel guilty… or you’re freezing and you need him to bring you a jacket
*You’re a hopeless romantic who loves their partner and is compelled to SHOUT it from the rooftops (or in stores)… so you don’t puke unicorn glitter on yourself
“I’m singing… I’m in a store and I’m siiiiiiiiiiinging!!!!!
❤️ Many of my friends are in fact engaging in this bizarre ritual and for the record, I love those people dearly, but nonetheless they’re all DORKASAURUSES. ❤️
4 thoughts on “10 Situations – Where It’s Acceptable to Send your Honey Ooey-Gooey Valentine’s Wishes on Facebook”
Was one of the reasons lazy, because I’m that. Besides, she’s gotta be bitter about something.
Yes! The one that says you don’t want to leave the couch and walk all the way downstairs. That’s me too, except I’m DOUBLE lazy because I did not leave a Facebook Valentine either.
Valentine’s Day is right up there with Christmas in terms of bitter blog material – you’ve got to love THAT.
Send me your list Susan and I’ll deliver!!
That’s great. Next year maybe you can write a tutorial about how to find and purchase appropriate gifts.