The Bunny Who Pooped Jellybeans

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How to Upscale (fancy pants name for recycle) your broken Easter decorations.

There’s no tutorial.

Just a photo for the simple-minded and you smarty-pants people.

His tail fell off.

I’m not entirely sure how, but I have a few theories:

*One of the kids threw him off the nearest cliff for stealing their Trix cereal. (Silly rabbit… LOOK OUT BELOOOOOOW!!)

*The dog ate  it. (He’ll pretty much eat anything. Nom! Nom! Nom!)

*It’s part of the resin bunny life cycle (on your 10th Easter, your tail shall drop off. Rejoice. It could have been your… !! )

*It was shot off by bad guys when the bunny kung-fu kicked the giant boulder blocking Jesus’s tomb, thereby freeing him, and saving your sorry soul from Hell and the flames of eternal damnation. (Breathe..)

*Jabba the Easter bread ATE it. (Very likely. They were in the same room. Plus, look a Jabba’s belly)

*Peter Rabbit is actually a SHE, and SHE lost it during labor and delivery. We all know how traumatic THAT can be, and plus, I think rabbits have like a kazillion babies.

(She could probably shoot candy apple bombs outta there when she sneezes… )

Never mind.

The End.

Badass Kitty

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This is Badass Halloween Kitty.

He got caught in the middle of an unfortunate situation involving the puppy’s leash.

My very smart friend Kathy McCarthy Mendez suggested I use tie wraps to keep his bones (the metal frame) from falling apart.

Brilliant idea, Kathy! 

And so, I did it.

I tie wrapped his head, abdomen and movable tail. *Good thing I’m an experienced Endoscopy nurse because the tail was tricky. I had to make a few incisions and get right *IN THERE.*

Also, he was missing a screw, (not unlike any other member of my family) so I improvised using Mighty Putty.

Badass Kitty is now 200% badass.

While I was piecing him back together a funny-evil plot popped into my head.

POP.

Let’s say you have a neighbor who you don’t exactly LIKE.

You could hide a SNAUSAGE or ribeye or something INSIDE their holiday decorations… and wait for them to let their dog out.

With your video recorder, of course.