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Signs that you might have PMS
Signs that you may have PMS.
* You can toast marshmallows with your breath.
*Your default response to EVERYTHING is… fuckoff and die.
*Your secret chocolate stash looks like it was ransacked by Bigfoot except it was actually you.
*Everyone in the house are wearing crucifix’s… including the dog.
*The snowman is reduced to a puddle when you walk by.
*Your only emotion is RageSobLaugh simultaneously.
*You roll your morning Prozac in chocolate because you’re desperate.
*You consider slashing a biker dudes neck with your hang nail because he’s in your way, but you spare him when you remember there’s no chocolate in the Big House.
(To be continued… in 28ish days.)
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