Utah is near Jupiter… I think


Poor poor Miss Utah.

I can totally relate to opening my mouth without asking the brain permission first.

Except, not in front of a zillion people.


Like the other day when I was bike riding with my hubinator, he said “It’s cool when you can see the moon during the day.”

The moon was indeed visible and it was lovely.

So my mouth BLURTS out- That’s not the moon, it’s Jupiter!!

My brain was like- w. t. f ???



Where do you even come up with these things?

Then brain then concluded that the mouth meant Venus and then the brain and the mouth laughed and laughed and laughed…


It’s an awesome state to be in when you can entertain yourself.

Some people also refer to that gift as ADHD.


People from Jupiter are not necessarily stupider.