Because it’s THAT time of year again. Prepare for Mother’s Day Armageddon. You are not alone.
As Supreme Ruler of the Kingdom, I hereby proclaim that Mother’s Day be celebrated the entire weekend this year… and forever.
It’s been a rough one, that’s why.
No way is one lousy day of cleaning up your own shit and being on excellent behavior gonna cut it, girls and boys.
Not this year, my precious offspring.
Extreme mom is going completely proactive this Mother’s Day to guarantee that it doesn’t SUCK.
You have been hereby enlisted… as a GIVER.
Therefore, specific TO DO lists will be distributed to each of my brood.
We’re gonna get it right this time.
Here we go.
Mother’s Day… Take 21!!
(The number is accurate. No. Shit.)
Here’s a preview of my short list of demands:
*You will bathe the dogs with excellent smelling shampoo, then scrub the entire bathroom including the tub.
YES, this does need to be spelled out.
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