9Apr2013 Would you like a side of charcoal with that? Posted in Damned KIDS, Everything Extreme by Extreme Mom What is it? Answer- they USED to be French fries, but NOW they’re charcoal sticks. They actually WRITE. Of course I tried it. It’s the first thing I did. (I drew a smiley face) No shit. The REAL question here is… am I proud or horrified? My 19 y/o was making french fries last night, they caught fire and he extinguished it. The End. I woke up to powdery fire-putter-outter-stuff all over the counter. Cleaned it up, made coffee and haven’t missed a beat. I file this under… Everyday shit. By EVERY day, I mean it wasn’t our first fire. Also, my kids are pretty damned cool under pressure. I like that. Share this:TwitterFacebookPinterestEmailPrintTumblrRedditLinkedInLike this:Like Loading... Related
4 thoughts on “Would you like a side of charcoal with that?”
I love the fact that you focus on the positive with your kids being cool under pressure…sincerely. In the meantime, I am enjoying the comedy of the situation but
my kids don’t yet know how to use the oven or choose not to. My day will come…I hope it’s just French fries then.
I caused need for a minor kitchen remodel with some french fries when I was bout 13. Live and learn…
Ahhh… and payback’s a bitch.
Your sentence depends on how many times you managed to duplicate yourself. 😉