If there were zero inches of snow yesterday and 11 inches when you woke up today, how much TOTAL snow accumulation does that make?
A. Enough to freeze the puppy’s testicles off if he still had them.
B. A frosty fuckload.
C. Enough that that cat won’t GO outside and you have to scoop the mutherfucking litter box.
D. Approximately four middle fingers if you stack them upright.
E. Snow isn’t measured in inches, it’s measured in FUCK YOU’s.
F. All and any of the above is correct. You WIN. Go directly to the equator and roll around naked.
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