Strike Three… Keurig

I dusted off my $10 Sunbeam coffee pot yesterday.

Okay, scrubbed. I SCRUBBED the fuzz out of it.
Which incidentally, only takes like three days (or weeks) to grow.
Four carpets shampooed by noon.
The Keurig is a wuss.
I knew that.
I understand that some of you enjoy the pansy-ass over-priced K machine.
I, apparently require the BIG guns for optimal performance.
Military grade assault weapons.
I guess some of us are lucky enough to operate on cutsie little AAA batteries while others (me) need the bad ass turbo jet engine caliber battery pack, plus 200 additional joules of defibrillated resurrection.
Some days it sucks to be a zombie.
Hit me, Joe!!