Bad-ass Amish

Just now.

“Can I speak to the person in charge of the electric bill?”

Me- No. We’re Amish.

*click*

For the sake of authenticity, I was pretending to be the kind of Amish person who has a cell phone that she charges at the neighbors house so she doesn’t miss any very important calls from telefuketors.

Now we shall roast the Amish…

All in good fun.