Finally…. The Extreme Mom Ahhh Bra review!!!
A big thank you to those responsible for enlightening my life by introducing me to this must-have life-changing undergarment.
It’s a win… a slam dunk, a grand slam, and a hole in one. It’s just plain awesome-sauce covered in chocolate sprinkles!
I rated this undergarment in two important categories – comfort first and appearance last.
A girls got to stand firm in her priorities.
For comfort, I gave this bra 500% (out of 100) which according to the new common core math makes perfect sense. It’s soft and shaped like a pre-teen training bra, and feels like a boys half t-shirt with wide straps and most importantly, no wires that dig into your bones.
It’s so comfortable you can sleep in it.
I speak the truth.
The Nobel Peace Prize goes to.. ??
Comfortable happy women is the definitely the first step to creating World Peace.
It’s a start anyway.
Appearance – Excellent boob coverage, although it’s definitely not the over-priced Wonder Bra or the Miraculous Bra by Victorias Secret that makes my B sized breasts appear boudaciously awesome. No free enhancements here, ladies. This is all about the Ahhhhhhhh…. the comfort level, which by the way happens to kick. ass!
Does it keep your boobs contained? Yes.
Does it conceal pointy nipples? Yes, indeed.
In fact, it keeps them neatly tucked away in a very gender-neutral kind of way…
*The flatsy patsy.
*The steam roller special.
The perfect gift for grandma, mom and teenaged girls. In fact, Farrah should’ve worn one under that red bathing suit back in the 70’s to prevent obvious eruption. Although, that would’ve been a definite buzz kill to sales.
In conclusion, the Ahhh Bra may not be the right bra for your Facebook profile picture, a night on the town, or for evading traffic tickets.
But, it’s all gooooooooood!
I’m practically half way to 100 and blissfully married for close to a quarter of a century, so perky boobs at the cost of comfort isn”t on my top 10 list of priorities.
The Ahhh Bra is a definite WIN for Team Estrogen.
Extreme Mom gives the Ahhh Bra an erect TWO titties up!