Christmas is in DECEMBER dammit
Where I come from we get something like three-ish months of summer, which equates to MAYBE a meager 30 days of warm sunny weather- picnics, watermelon, fireflies, swimming and sandy flip flops.
In short, we have ONE summer month and… the REST of the year.
Eleven months of the grey season, which includes but is not limited to rain, drizzle, snow, ice and every other possible form of precipitation currently known to man.
So yes, when people (lets call them psycho-holiday enthusiasts) try to contaminate our sacred sunny month with Christmas pollution we tend to get a bit crabby.
The turkey carcass blows. I just want to stick it in the fridge and whoever wants leftovers can have at it! I’m done.
Pass the pie. 🙂
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When you started your post about the weather, I thought you might be describing the PNW where Im from. I totally agree. Keep Christmas until other holidays are past. Only then I can decorate and have a jolly good time. 🙂
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Amen, Lynette! You’re invited over for a holiday drink in DECEMBER. 😉
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I fucking hate Christmas too. And the turkey carcass.
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