Extreme Mom Movie Review- Man of Steel
Forget that Superman’s a solid chunk of hunk.
The real question here is… “What kind of SUPER make-up does Lois Lane wear that doesn’t smudge, run or wear off through hurricane speed winds, explosions and trips to another planet?
Inquiring minds want to know.
I want to know dammit, and I’m not even a huge user of make up. I usually wear only enough so that I don’t scare the ever-living-Hell out of anybody, but that’s it.
It’s kind of a public service.
Without spoiling the movie, let’s just say Lois popped out of every single near-death experience with glossy lips and eyes you only see on a BRAT’s doll or perhaps the lovely ladies who reside at the psych center.
Tip- If you ever want to see makeup in it’s full glory, visit your local psych center. I’m fairly certain that there’s a tube of vibrant lipstick in every bottle of Prozac.
Kinda like Cracker Jacks except better.
I believe it’s entirely feasible that Superman can fly faster than a speeding bullet and bend steel with his pinky finger, but Lois’s perfect makeup… I don’t think so.
I call cosmetic bull-shittery.
I can only give Man of Steel one thumbs up on account of this blatant beauty flub up.