Extreme Mom Movie Review- Man of Steel

Extreme Mom Movie Review- Man of Steel

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Forget that Superman’s a solid chunk of hunk.

The real question here is… “What kind of SUPER make-up does Lois Lane wear that doesn’t smudge, run or wear off through hurricane speed winds, explosions and trips to another planet?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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I want to know dammit, and I’m not even a huge user of make up. I usually wear only enough so that I don’t scare the ever-living-Hell out of anybody, but that’s it.

It’s kind of a public service.

Without spoiling the movie, let’s just say Lois popped out of every single near-death experience with glossy lips and eyes you only see on a BRAT’s doll or perhaps the lovely ladies who reside at the psych center.

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Tip- If you ever want to see makeup in it’s full glory, visit your local psych center. I’m fairly certain that there’s a tube of vibrant lipstick in every bottle of Prozac.

Kinda like Cracker Jacks except better.

I believe it’s entirely feasible that Superman can fly faster than a speeding bullet and bend steel with his pinky finger, but Lois’s perfect makeup… I don’t think so.

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I call cosmetic bull-shittery.

I can only give Man of Steel one thumbs up on account of this blatant beauty flub up.

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2 thoughts on “Extreme Mom Movie Review- Man of Steel

    • Agreed. Although, if you’re going to spend that kind of money on realistic pyrotechnics, at least smudge Lois’s lipstick. Geeeez Louize! πŸ˜‰

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