Dear People who make cars,
I have a very brilliant idea I’d like to submit for your approval.
You are welcome ahead of time.
The Taser Gas Pedal and it’s likely to be unanimously coveted by parents and insurance companies everywhere.
If you haven’t already figured out the obvious, the gas pedal tasers the 16 year old boy or whomever may be drivings foot when he exceeds the speed limit.
I added “or whomever may be driving” to the above because some 50 year old men are still little boys in race cars.
Damn right I said HE.
No mistake there.
An evil clown will also pop out of the visor and smack the overconfident driver upside-the-head
if when he doesn’t come to a complete stop at a stop sign… or for pretty much any reason at all.
There are many more innovative ideas where these gems came from.
I’m headed over to my LinkedIn profile right now to add…
Connoisseur of Creative Ideas that are Awesome.