How to Upscale (fancy pants name for recycle) your broken Easter decorations.
There’s no tutorial.
Just a photo for the simple-minded and you smarty-pants people.
His tail fell off.
I’m not entirely sure how, but I have a few theories:
*One of the kids threw him off the nearest cliff for stealing their Trix cereal. (Silly rabbit… LOOK OUT BELOOOOOOW!!)
*The dog ate it. (He’ll pretty much eat anything. Nom! Nom! Nom!)
*It’s part of the resin bunny life cycle (on your 10th Easter, your tail shall drop off. Rejoice. It could have been your… !! )
*It was shot off by bad guys when the bunny kung-fu kicked the giant boulder blocking Jesus’s tomb, thereby freeing him, and saving your sorry soul from Hell and the flames of eternal damnation. (Breathe..)
*Jabba the Easter bread ATE it. (Very likely. They were in the same room. Plus, look a Jabba’s belly)
*Peter Rabbit is actually a SHE, and SHE lost it during labor and delivery. We all know how traumatic THAT can be, and plus, I think rabbits have like a kazillion babies.
(She could probably shoot candy apple bombs outta there when she sneezes… )