“It comes in like a lion and goes out like a… “
Change in plans.
March 28; The current local temperature is 36 degrees Fahrenheit.
That’s equivalent to:
A. The temperature of Jack Frost’s margarita, because he’s obviously hitting the sauce. (somebody drag his frosty ass to AA)
B. 2.222222 degrees celsius.
D. FUCKYOU degrees in ANY measure.
E. The temperature at which the lion keepers brain freezes and he FORGETS to feed the goddamned lion.
Bite me, Spring.
You suck frozen Easter eggs.