I have a Facebook pop-up ad at the top of my newsfeed asking if I’d like to send my husband a special Facebook Valentine cookie for $1.
Who does this???
We have real edible cookies in the kitchen. … Plus, we’re married 21 years or something like a zillion days.
If I want to post a picture of a cookie on his page, I’ll copy & paste it myself.
I’m frugal like that.
Furthermore, my hubinator’s in the other room in the physical sense.
Sure, I text the kids to dinner every once in a while, but that’s different.
Get off your lazy butt and get your hubby a love Oreo??
Don’t fall for this, you guys.
Facebook is dumb.
Valentine’s Day is dumber.
I outlawed token Valentine’s gifts back in the stone age… or the 90’s.
The way I see it… when you’re married, you share pretty much everything, so I choose to bank my Valentine’s Day credits to spend on something frivolous when we both least expect it.
“Honey, I NEEDED that 6 foot metal flamingo for the garden. It was calling my name. Also, it needed a friend and $200 was a steal. Love you!!”
PS- let me know if you stumble upon any 6 ft metal flamingo families. Preferably the kind that light up. (I’m thinking, possibly, The Christmas Tree Shop)
Happy Valentine’s Day, friends. ♥