The only acceptable paint job for a Smart Car.
Here’s the thing, and it’s pretty simple… while you’re making sacrifices to save our beautiful blue planet, some fucktard driving a Hummer at 200 MPH down the highway on his way to dump battery acid and rat poison in the local pond is gonna drive right over your Fred Flintstone car and POOF!! you’re human road kill.
Your last assignment on Earth is to be the ingredients in a squirrel-human pancake on I-90.
I guess, you’d technically be part of the food chain when the crows eat you, so YES, you’ve helped the environment.
Solution? Maybe these guys should have their own lane on the sidewalk.