I’m trying to write a blog called…
Alternate uses for crappy valentine heart candy because they SUCK, but I’m stumped.
Probably because they suck.
These are the ONLY uses I could come up with that are worth mentioning…
*Pacemaker for GI Joe (He’s certainly due for a tune up by now)
Wait. Do they even make GI Joe anymore?
The GI Joe I remember had scars on his face and guns.
Lots of fire power.
L*Note- guns were acceptable in the 70’s probably because this new strain of Bat Shit Crazy hadn’t surfaced in people yet.
My personal theory and also a bummer for society.
*Point- I liked my Barbie to date the neighbors (<-Mike Zagorski) GI Joe, because Ken was a total dork face.
I even recognized this as a child. (possible RED flag)
Back to sucky valentine heart candy that are useless.
As CANDY they’re a big fat fail, but as an antacid they have potential.
I for one, would enjoy Rolaids a helluva lot more if they were shaped like a heart and said HOT CAKES.
Also, I’d much rather get a bottle of Rolaids for Valentine’s Day.