Christmas Village of the Doomed

530596_540235872656236_2131408189_n

Why I haven’t taken down the Christmas village yet.

  • I put The Groundhog’s Day Curse on it, so it’s Christmas there EVERY single day forever.
    (In other words, those poor people are in HELL, making it the perfect Halloween town)
  • I don’t feel like packing up a gazillion little figures in ear-piecing squeaky styrofoam.
  • The villagers have Seasonal Affective Disorder and I want them to experience SPRING.
  • I’m a lazy sloth who’s stuck to the couch by her velcro Snuggie. The cat is having way too much fun pretending he’s Godzilla and the villagers are Christmas sushi.

It’s staying up indefinitely.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s